What do you actually tell your family you do for work

Family thing on Saturday and my aunt is going to ask again.

Last year I said digital marketing and she told the entire table I could fix her printer. Year before that I said consultant and my cousin asked which firm. Tried affiliate marketing once and my mother thought I'd joined something.

So what's everyone's line? Serious answers only - I have four days.

i say i do websites. nobody ever asks twice

Logistics. Nothing I own has ever moved, but the money does, and in four years not one person has asked a second question.

My friend, in Brazil i say import export. Actually is the same energy.

Problem is now my uncle ask me every christmas about container prices and i have no idea, so i just say is bad this year. Four years i am saying is bad this year.

tell her the truth once and watch the questions stop. did it in 2019, nobody's brought it up since