Nine months, 61 complaints, six providers. Names, conclusions, and the parts I got wrong.
The table
| Provider |
Complaints |
Nothing |
Forwarded |
Deadline |
Suspended |
Median notify |
| PRQ (Sweden) |
11 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
n/a |
| AbeloHost offshore (NL) |
14 |
0 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
2 days |
| 1984 (Iceland) |
9 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2 days |
| BPW (Seychelles) |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
n/a |
| ExtraVM (US) |
13 |
0 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 hours |
| FlokiNET (Romania) |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
n/a |
What held
Three providers did nothing about any complaint across nine months. Two forwarded everything and acted on nothing. One suspended repeatedly and restored on reply every time.
The second-notice effect was real for the Dutch offshore tier and the US host, and absent everywhere else. If your host is going to escalate, it escalates on the second notice for the same resource, not on the first.
Notification lag split into two populations with nothing in between: hours, or days. That is the automated-versus-mailbox split PipelineRat named in April, and it predicted more of the behaviour than the policy pages did.
What I got wrong
I expected price to correlate with outcome. It does not, at all, within this sample. The thirty-euro Swedish box and the six-euro Romanian box produced identical rows for nine months. Everything I paid above the cheap tier bought me nothing that shows up in this table.
That is not the same as saying it bought nothing, which brings me to the objection I could not answer.
The objection I could not answer
nullroute's, in June. I measured whether the box stayed up. I did not measure what each provider now holds about me, and forwarding a complaint is itself a record-keeping act. Two providers with an identical nothing-happened column may have completely different files on their customer. There is no way to measure that from outside and I am not going to pretend the table covers it.
What I would actually do
If your worst realistic case is a form email: buy on price and peering, and stop reading bulletproof marketing. Six of these are indistinguishable at that threat level.
If your worst realistic case involves a lawyer: the operating-history premium is not a story, and the only one of these with a genuine record of being leaned on and not folding is the Swedish one. I did not prove that in this table. Nine months of form emails cannot prove it. It is the thing you are buying, and the test does not arrive on a schedule.
If you cannot tell which case you are in, you are in the first one. People in the second one know.
Where this stops
I am not running it for another nine months. The boxes are being consolidated in December. If somebody wants to take the methodology and run it with different content, the format is in post one and I would read that thread.
Short version: at the low end you are all buying the same nothing at six different prices, and at the high end you are buying an insurance policy this experiment was structurally unable to test.